Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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