Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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