everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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