i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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