We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
My pussy is not your playground.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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