you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dick very happy bro
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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