He is an equal opportunity slut.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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