I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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