There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
