I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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