Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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