i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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