Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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