i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize