their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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