The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
sex in a hospital.. check
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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