she was so not down for the gang bang
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
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