On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I AM VODKA MAN
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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