they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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