new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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