The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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