the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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