For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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