I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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