But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Randomize
