Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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