He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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