Sry I called you an 8
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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