I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
