i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I enjoy the company of your penis
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