congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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