Cold hands, warm shart.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The beers last night were like the tears from god
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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