I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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