Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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