508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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