why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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