Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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