I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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