How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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