there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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