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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...

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  what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?

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  self-loathing.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...

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• (972): View more from Texas

  85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Glow parties are what I live for

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  Your priorities in life astound me

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money

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