He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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