Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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