all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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