He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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