Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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