I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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