just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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