It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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