farters have to be the big spoon...
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
