Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
