He uses pillows to masturbate.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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