D3 body, D1 cock
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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