I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It's never too late to be topless.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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