so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I AM VODKA MAN
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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