just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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