Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
