What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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